What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?